Hurrah for the (tentative?) win!
“I don’t have anything to say.”
“FIND something!”
—The Art of Getting By
In short, what people think they want is news, but what they really crave is olds… Not news but olds, telling people what they think they already know is true.
—Terry Pratchett
I don’t really know why this is funny, but it is.
I always wondered why I look better in front of the mirror than on a photo.
Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you look better in photos than you think you do.
^ oh my GOD
^Life lesson learned
(Source: -behindenemylines)
When attractive people make ugly faces it just makes them more attractive:
But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.
—We Bought a Zoo
goodkiddo-deactivated20111226 asked: HIII :"oooo i was just wondering, how many times did it take you to get your hair red?
Only once! It’s KEEPING it red that takes constant re-dyeing… bright colors just fade so fa— sorry, have to go re-dye.
(via thenumbbooty)
Well, let’s say that since you were little, you always dreamed of someday getting a lion. And you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait but the lion doesn’t come. Then along comes a giraffe. You can be alone, or you can be with the giraffe.”
“I’d wait for the lion.”
“That’s why I worry about you.
—Beginners
